Last night I had a very specific dream that I went to a cafe in Belgium and had moules-frites. Not “mussels with chips” but it was actually called moules-frites in my dream. I now want to have moule-frites. [x]
It’s the most horrific mix of the ’80s, ’90s, and today. Imagine the rapture in all its violence and beauty, set to the sound of a trillion angels harmonizing to Third Eye Blind’s “Semi-charmed…
This was in my newsfeed but when I went to reblog it it has mysterious disappeared. Anyway, it’s a messed up mix of songs from the ’80s and ’90s and ’00s. This is the only acceptable form of nostalgia.
POKEMON POKEMON POKEMON
Update: “Love Shack” vs the Psycho theme. Horrifying.
When it comes to hiding contraband on your body, women have a major physiological edge over men — an extra hiding spot. Police have accused some women of using their sex organs to store marijuana, meth, pipes, loaded pistols and other contraband….
What if all the drugs, guns, and $35,000 Rolexes weren’t up these women’s vaginas because they’d been stashed there, but rather that the women had magical vaginas that could produce cool things. Instead of a period, you get a bong.
I did a Google Images search for “chartreuse”. It’s like a lazy person’s Pinterest.
Once my brother’s science teacher rang up and asked to speak to my mum. I got her and said in a comedy drama voice, “It’s a man!" She picked up the phone, said hello, and he said, "Hello, it’s a man."
Compare and contrast. Top - the light as it appears for sale at the Warehouse. Bottom - the catalogue photo of the light on the Warehouse’s website. The IRL light is missing the tail on the ‘e’ so it now says HOMO. This is an vast improvement on ‘home’.