34. I Wanna Go (2011)
This is the funniest and weirdest video Britney has made, and it also looks to be the definitive take on the “Britney versus the paparazzi” situation. It starts with a press conference. Reporters are asking her dumb questions and she has a little fun with the answers before getting annoyed and telling them all to beep off.
Out on the street, Britney has a flirtatious encounter with a fan, flashes a cop then seduces her way out of a citation. An intrusive photographer is all up in her grill. She plays along but then smashes his camera. Aw yeah.
This then leads to a car rooftop standoff between Britney and the paparazzi, in front of a cinema playing “Crossroads 2: Cross Harder”. I would see that movie.
Britney swings her microphone, whipping the paparazzi with video-game like skill. Just as well it wasn’t a cordless mic. But wait - the paparazzi are actually cyborgs and they come back to life, red eyes glowing, intent on revenge.
Britney’s bodyguard shows up in his convertible and they make a quick getaway. Best bit - while cruising in the countryside, the bodyguard tips a carton of milk over him, which Britney seems to find rather arousing. See, she told you she was freaky.
But the bodyguard turns out to be a cyborg, then Britney wakes up and it was all a dream. There’s a weird bit where the bodyguard gives her some seashells, and then they leave the horrible press conference. But Guillermo the bodyguard turns to the camera and reveals his glowing red cyborg eyes. That’s ok - Britney will take care of things.

34. I Wanna Go (2011)

This is the funniest and weirdest video Britney has made, and it also looks to be the definitive take on the “Britney versus the paparazzi” situation. It starts with a press conference. Reporters are asking her dumb questions and she has a little fun with the answers before getting annoyed and telling them all to beep off.

Out on the street, Britney has a flirtatious encounter with a fan, flashes a cop then seduces her way out of a citation. An intrusive photographer is all up in her grill. She plays along but then smashes his camera. Aw yeah.

This then leads to a car rooftop standoff between Britney and the paparazzi, in front of a cinema playing “Crossroads 2: Cross Harder”. I would see that movie.

Britney swings her microphone, whipping the paparazzi with video-game like skill. Just as well it wasn’t a cordless mic. But wait - the paparazzi are actually cyborgs and they come back to life, red eyes glowing, intent on revenge.

Britney’s bodyguard shows up in his convertible and they make a quick getaway. Best bit - while cruising in the countryside, the bodyguard tips a carton of milk over him, which Britney seems to find rather arousing. See, she told you she was freaky.

But the bodyguard turns out to be a cyborg, then Britney wakes up and it was all a dream. There’s a weird bit where the bodyguard gives her some seashells, and then they leave the horrible press conference. But Guillermo the bodyguard turns to the camera and reveals his glowing red cyborg eyes. That’s ok - Britney will take care of things.

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